rlmjob:

the perks of getting the fuck away from me

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

seeing people from school in public: look down, look down, don't look them in the eye

richarcl:

how dare you ignore me when i think youre cute

timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.

(Source: timoodlesarchive)