the perks of getting the fuck away from me
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
seeing people from school in public: look down, look down, don't look them in the eye
how dare you ignore me when i think youre cute
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.